EDIT 7/13/14: why is this still my most notorious thing lmao i'm not even in the hetalia fandom anymore
EDIT 4/27/13: I'm absolutely amazed by the amount of hype and praise this has gotten. It's inspired some emotional, beautiful, and well-written fanfics. Please, if you like this, read the following works:
SereneDash's Series of Fics
North Italy: serenedash.deviantart.com/art/…
Awesome Continuation by hayley566
Very Sad but Cool Adaptation by kittykatrocks12
If you want to write your own, go right ahead! I'd love to read what you've written! But please credit me, or at least leave a link back to the journal. Also, someone posted this to the Creepypasta Wiki without my consent. If you want to repost this to a wiki/thread/forum, for god's sakes ASK ME FIRST.
You know those Rugrats and Pokémon theories?
Well, I've came up with a dark explaination of Hetalia.
Once, the countries were human, with their human names. They lived in their respective countries, until they died at their human age. For some reason, they died of some sort, and were sent to the world of Hetalia as purgatory.
England: Drug addict, died of overdose of hallucinagenic drugs.
This explains his 'imaginary friends'
America: Regular teenager, died of anorexia nervosa.
This explains his love of fatty foods.
France: Rape victim, male prostitute. Died of AIDS.
This explains his pervertedness.
China: Child laborer, worked in a restaurant. Died in a structure fire.
This explains his good cooking skills.
Russia: Schitzophrenic. Died in a mental asylum.
This explains his insane tendencies and childlike cruelty.
Canada: Victim of child neglect. Died of starvation.
This explains why nobody notices him.
Germany: Victim of memory loss. Died in a coma.
This explains the HRE/Germany theory.
Northern Italy: Hides depression. Died of suicide.
Explains his undying happiness.
Japan: Forced to Arranged Marriage. Committed seppuku.
Explains his insecurity and introvertedness.
Prussia: Narcissist and nationalist. Died in wartime.
Southern Italy: Stillborn twin. Died in mother's womb.
Explains his somewhat hatred for N. Italy.
Switzerland: Victim of Paranoia. Killed in a gun backfire.
Explains his withdrawl and permanent neutrality.
Liechtenstein: Killed her mother while being born. Wanted a brother, but her mother was dead.
Explains her love for Switzerland.
Austria: Deranged musician. Shot himself while writing a song.
Explains his piano love.
Denmark: Alcoholic and abusive parents. Killed in a DWI crash.
This explains his arrogant attitude and alocoholism.
Sweden: Bullying victim. Drowned himself.
Explains his quiet and scary atmosphere.
Iceland: Abandoned child. Died in an abandoned house.
Explains his past and how Norway found him.
Norway: Bipolar Disorder. Died of a stroke.
Explains his monotoneness.
Finland: Winter depression victim. Died of Hypothermia, killed himself by laying in the snow bare-chested.
Explains his seemingly happy, yet distirbed demeanor.
Sealand: Aborted baby. Died in the womb.
This explains why he can't become a country.
These are only some, but I might make more.