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EDIT 7/13/14: why is this still my most notorious thing lmao i'm not even in the hetalia fandom anymore

EDIT 4/27/13: I'm absolutely amazed by the amount of hype and praise this has gotten. It's inspired some emotional, beautiful, and well-written fanfics. Please, if you like this, read the following works:

SereneDash's Series of Fics
North Italy:…

Awesome Continuation by hayley566…

Very Sad but Cool Adaptation by kittykatrocks12…

If you want to write your own, go right ahead! I'd love to read what you've written! But please credit me, or at least leave a link back to the journal. Also, someone posted this to the Creepypasta Wiki without my consent. If you want to repost this to a wiki/thread/forum, for god's sakes ASK ME FIRST.

You know those Rugrats and Pokémon theories?

Well, I've came up with a dark explaination of Hetalia.

Once, the countries were human, with their human names. They lived in their respective countries, until they died at their human age. For some reason, they died of some sort, and were sent to the world of Hetalia as purgatory.


England: Drug addict, died of overdose of hallucinagenic drugs.
This explains his 'imaginary friends'
America: Regular teenager, died of anorexia nervosa.
This explains his love of fatty foods.
France: Rape victim, male prostitute. Died of AIDS.
This explains his pervertedness.
China: Child laborer, worked in a restaurant. Died in a structure fire.
This explains his good cooking skills.
Russia: Schitzophrenic. Died in a mental asylum.
This explains his insane tendencies and childlike cruelty.
Canada: Victim of child neglect. Died of starvation.
This explains why nobody notices him.


Germany: Victim of memory loss. Died in a coma.
This explains the HRE/Germany theory.
Northern Italy: Hides depression. Died of suicide.
Explains his undying happiness.
Japan: Forced to Arranged Marriage. Committed seppuku.
Explains his insecurity and introvertedness.
Prussia: Narcissist and nationalist. Died in wartime.
Southern Italy: Stillborn twin. Died in mother's womb.
Explains his somewhat hatred for N. Italy.

Central Europe:

Switzerland: Victim of Paranoia. Killed in a gun backfire.
Explains his withdrawl and permanent neutrality.
Liechtenstein: Killed her mother while being born. Wanted a brother, but her mother was dead.
Explains her love for Switzerland.
Austria: Deranged musician. Shot himself while writing a song.
Explains his piano love.

Northern Europe:

Denmark: Alcoholic and abusive parents. Killed in a DWI crash.
This explains his arrogant attitude and alocoholism.
Sweden: Bullying victim. Drowned himself.
Explains his quiet and scary atmosphere.
Iceland: Abandoned child. Died in an abandoned house.
Explains his past and how Norway found him.
Norway: Bipolar Disorder. Died of a stroke.
Explains his monotoneness.
Finland: Winter depression victim. Died of Hypothermia, killed himself by laying in the snow bare-chested.
Explains his seemingly happy, yet distirbed demeanor.
Sealand: Aborted baby. Died in the womb.
This explains why he can't become a country.

These are only some, but I might make more.
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HETALIA THEORYby SailorInferno12908

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Missem111003 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahhahahaha, No.
superpegachild Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This didn't affect me in any way, shape or form. I hope you are not offended by this.
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superpegachild Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's the point. It's supposed to offend little wusses like you so you won't read it and get too scared. Now, how do you see this theory as a laughing matter? It seems very serious to me. I do want this deviation deleted, but I don't understand why these things are so offensive. Offence to you greatly, comments like this are the reason I don't want to live on the planet anymore. You will find words you don't like, and you will have the lamest username and cutest icon in the world. And, I admit it is stupid that you assumed they didn't STUDY anything. But why do things classify as mental illness when I am considered sane and I confessed that I liked watching people die just yesterday.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: I am surrounded by idiots.
Laurentiusje Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
BeNeLux: all from a poor family who lived during the ''industriële revolutie'' (industrial Revolution)

Netherlands: The oldest of 3 children. when his parents died he was the father figure and worked in a factory to keep the 3 of them alive. however, when he come home one day both Belgium and Luxembourg where missing. he couldn't get focused enough while working in the factory the next day and so he got killed by one of the machines.

explains why he's protective and cares about money

Belgium: the middle one of 3 children. because the lack of money they couldn't buy expansive food like candy or waffles. her older brother died while looking for wood in the winter and froze to death.

explains her love for waffles and why she cares for Netherlands
((I'm still thinking about a way to make her love spain))

Luxembourg: was the youngest of 3. he always wanted to have a rich live, but never got it. he was smart enough, but didn't have the money.

explains why he wants money and a rich live
Geek-Queen Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Student General Artist
This is cool! May I use it for a story please?
nicolft Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
Hungary: Parents wanted a male, so she did her best to please. Committed suicide after her secret was revealed and she became a bully victim.
Thus why she is so motherly and thought she was a boy.

Spain: Born into a impoverished family and struggled to
survive. Died of malnourishment.
Explains why he's so positive about everything.

I did my best. :33 So since you're disconting, could we just give some suggestions for you to add on? Lol.
fluffythehedgehog12 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
To everyone about to write a comment, it states in his/her latest journal that :iconsailorinferno12908: will be inactive. I don't believe that one that is inactive can continue writing these (even though I would like for that), so there isn't a need to ask. 

Bakugami-Amaterasu17 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Excuse me, SailorInferno12908 , do you think I could write Sealands' story? If it's a yes then where should he be from, Sealand doesn't have that many people...
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Probably England.
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