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EDIT 7/13/14: why is this still my most notorious thing lmao i'm not even in the hetalia fandom anymore

EDIT 4/27/13: I'm absolutely amazed by the amount of hype and praise this has gotten. It's inspired some emotional, beautiful, and well-written fanfics. Please, if you like this, read the following works:

SereneDash's Series of Fics
America: serenedash.deviantart.com/art/…
North Italy: serenedash.deviantart.com/art/…
China: serenedash.deviantart.com/art/…
Sweden: serenedash.deviantart.com/art/…
England: serenedash.deviantart.com/art/…

Awesome Continuation by hayley566
hayley566.deviantart.com/journ…

Very Sad but Cool Adaptation by kittykatrocks12
kittykatrocks12.deviantart.com…

If you want to write your own, go right ahead! I'd love to read what you've written! But please credit me, or at least leave a link back to the journal. Also, someone posted this to the Creepypasta Wiki without my consent. If you want to repost this to a wiki/thread/forum, for god's sakes ASK ME FIRST.

You know those Rugrats and Pokémon theories?

Well, I've came up with a dark explaination of Hetalia.

Once, the countries were human, with their human names. They lived in their respective countries, until they died at their human age. For some reason, they died of some sort, and were sent to the world of Hetalia as purgatory.

Allies:

England: Drug addict, died of overdose of hallucinagenic drugs.
This explains his 'imaginary friends'
America: Regular teenager, died of anorexia nervosa.
This explains his love of fatty foods.
France: Rape victim, male prostitute. Died of AIDS.
This explains his pervertedness.
China: Child laborer, worked in a restaurant. Died in a structure fire.
This explains his good cooking skills.
Russia: Schitzophrenic. Died in a mental asylum.
This explains his insane tendencies and childlike cruelty.
Canada: Victim of child neglect. Died of starvation.
This explains why nobody notices him.

Axis:

Germany: Victim of memory loss. Died in a coma.
This explains the HRE/Germany theory.
Northern Italy: Hides depression. Died of suicide.
Explains his undying happiness.
Japan: Forced to Arranged Marriage. Committed seppuku.
Explains his insecurity and introvertedness.
Prussia: Narcissist and nationalist. Died in wartime.
Southern Italy: Stillborn twin. Died in mother's womb.
Explains his somewhat hatred for N. Italy.

Central Europe:

Switzerland: Victim of Paranoia. Killed in a gun backfire.
Explains his withdrawl and permanent neutrality.
Liechtenstein: Killed her mother while being born. Wanted a brother, but her mother was dead.
Explains her love for Switzerland.
Austria: Deranged musician. Shot himself while writing a song.
Explains his piano love.

Northern Europe:

Denmark: Alcoholic and abusive parents. Killed in a DWI crash.
This explains his arrogant attitude and alocoholism.
Sweden: Bullying victim. Drowned himself.
Explains his quiet and scary atmosphere.
Iceland: Abandoned child. Died in an abandoned house.
Explains his past and how Norway found him.
Norway: Bipolar Disorder. Died of a stroke.
Explains his monotoneness.
Finland: Winter depression victim. Died of Hypothermia, killed himself by laying in the snow bare-chested.
Explains his seemingly happy, yet distirbed demeanor.
Sealand: Aborted baby. Died in the womb.
This explains why he can't become a country.

These are only some, but I might make more.
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:iconsakura-kurofodu:
Sakura-Kurofodu Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  New member
can you do Germany, please?
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Italy-Fan-50 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  New member Student
My fandom ..... I think am dead ;u;
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Spiritmist16 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
W-WHAT... I... CAN'T... BUT... 
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Bakugami-Amaterasu17 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Loki damn it.....THIS IS FUCKING DEPRESSING....why do I keep finding sad things?! FUCK.**









**= this is a complement. Usually if I find something sad/depressing I will not read it, for my emotions sake of course, but I am a die-hard Hetalia fan and I love everything this fandom has to offer. It kind of gives me an escape from reality. All of the fanart, fanfics, and headcanons give me most of my emotions. I'm also a die-hard France fan so his stories hit me a bit harder. I'm so glad that you've came up with these theories. You are talented! Keep at it! ( ^ω^ )
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Kykoda101 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
....so sad...but I love it
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zelinkfangirl1122 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
 Italy Chibi (Crying) [V4] I was crying A LOT before I got to Japan's theory TT^TT I know what he did TT^TT And that ocean you see there- *points at Pacific Ocean* That is my tears. And, this was amazing, it makes so much sense!! 
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LauraSch Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Hello, Can I have permission to translate this to portuguese? I'll give all credits.
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SkyAurora Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Student General Artist
My feels-- I CAN'T EVEN--  Lovely Shoujo (Crying) [V4] 
But I praise you for creating such a feels-inducing theory. I'M GONNA GO COMMIT SEPPUKU NOW SO I COULD GO TO PURGATORY AND COMFORT ALL THOSE HURT SWEET BABIESAngry smoredom emotion 
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Kokoro357 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I could also see Latvia as being almost reckless and always stood up for himself. But one day, while doing his reckless-ness, someone he would've stood up to, an older, taller kid, would beat him up and end up "accidently" killing him. This would explain why Latvia is such a nervous kid and is especially afraid of Russia.
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Kokoro357 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS :iconwhyyyplz:
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